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I'm Genie and this blog will contain merlin, doctor who, sherlock, starkid, harry potter, john green novels, and a hell of a lot more that I don't feel like listing right now. I'm also a nerdfighter, and I do dancey stuff. Boarding school adventures may be included.
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lyndraws:

this show killed me 

socialjusticekoolaid:

What they won’t show you on CNN tonight: Ferguson residents line a parade of roses down W Florissant, leading to where Mike Brown was taken from this world. #staywoke #powerful #insolidarity 

micdotcom:

The New Yorker’s Ferguson cover is one for the history books.

micdotcom:

The New Yorker’s Ferguson cover is one for the history books.

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

orphan black s2 meme | five characters
felix dawkins [5/5]

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

commanderpippin:

silence-falls-in-the-end:

glow-cloudwatcher240:

drinkmasturbatecry:

foundorfollowed:

spoopylesbianronweasley:

postbusters:

timmy-tech:

Works every time.. :) 

DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE

omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised

honestly now

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.

the fuck is wrong with you

or just put the ice cream in the microwave for a couple seconds, check, and repeat until it’s scoopable

you will break your microwave i broke our last one because i left a spoon in some leftovers when i was heating it up and then there were sparkles and a nice BOOM mum wasn’t very happy with me

commanderpippin:

silence-falls-in-the-end:

glow-cloudwatcher240:

drinkmasturbatecry:

foundorfollowed:

spoopylesbianronweasley:

postbusters:

timmy-tech:

Works every time.. :) 

DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE

omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised

honestly now

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.

the fuck is wrong with you

or just put the ice cream in the microwave for a couple seconds, check, and repeat until it’s scoopable

you will break your microwave i broke our last one because i left a spoon in some leftovers when i was heating it up and then there were sparkles and a nice BOOM

mum wasn’t very happy with me

swornswans:

daniel radcliffe is a treasure to be protected